-terryjones: calm-snowgiant: “I just need him held in stasis for a few hours.” “She was confronted by an Alien from Outer Space, and she was jolly well going to have a good scream.” fuck “He just wanted to concentrate on the job”

-terryjones:

calm-snowgiant:

“I just need him held in stasis for a few hours.”

“She was confronted by an Alien from Outer Space, and she was jolly well going to have a good scream.”

fuck

“He just wanted to concentrate on the job”

(Source : itsxplacebo, via daverowntree)



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